Squishable Comfort Food Chocolate Milk (Mini)

Want to eat healthier? Whoa there, let's not be too hasty! After years of cupcakes and pizza, too much nutrition all at once might be a shock to the system! Let's ease into this thing slowly! Lean chicken breast? Maybe you could deep-fry it! Planning to eat a carrot? Dunk it in some icing! Want some milk? Infuse it with chocolate and dissolve a bunch of sugar into that sucker! For healthy reasons!

7 squishy inches of healthy-ish option! All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up!