Squishable Comfort Food Gingerbread Man (Snugglemi Snackers)
This Gingerbread Man does not like to 'run as fast as he can.' He prefers a gentle meander. Of course, that also means we can catch him pretty easily. And then we eat him. Because we're humans, and he's a slower-than-average cookie, and that's the predator/prey relationship that nature has prescribed to us. Natural selection and all that.