Claim: A Song of Ire and Vice

War has come to Unstablovakia, and the country’s two most incompetent mercenaries realize it’s their time to shine! King Ned is dead, drowned in a wine barrel without any apparent heirs. Now, our mercenary “heroes”–a delusional goblin and his silent doppelganger sidekick–fight with the five factions that sprung up to claim the throne.

Who will win? Will the kingdom survive?
And will there be anyone left to pay the mercenaries?