Squishable Comfort Food Gingerbread Man (Mini)
Queen Elizabeth the first! Apparently she was also the first to give out Gingerbread Men in her royal court. Perhaps Elizabeth understood that to be a good monarch, sometimes you just have to bite off a few heads. And arms. And torsos. And actually these things are delicious.Chances are that you don't have an empire to defend! That's why it's a good thing this Gingerbread Man is not trained in the ways of revolution or espionage! Those peepers are for binge-watching, not surveillance! Those arms aren't for skulduggery, they're for warm-huggery! So hug a Gingerbread Man!
10 squishy inches of crumbly counterintelligence. All new polyester fiber, ages 3 and up only!